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dennys:
We TOLD him that the syrup would get everywhere, and we MEANT EV.ERY.WHERE.
What did you mean everywhere Dennys. Why is the image not there Dennys.

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elpatron-delmal:

s/o to everyone who is still tryin to heal from things that they don’t talk about

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"I always tried
to look
on the brighter
side of things
no matter
how hard it is
to see,
no matter
how cloudy
—how far away
it is from me."

- ma.c.a // Faded Skies (via vomitingwords)

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queen-of-the-uncouth:

sucymemebabaran:
sucymemebabaran:
what i wanna know is who’s the asshole who decided to put tanbark in playgrounds instead of sand. fucking tanbark that shit was the worst
imagine falling off a swing and landing in this
we don’t have to imagine, we know

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pipistrellus:

kuzujuk:
When I was little I thought all large predators had to be either cats or dogs, so I was like “is a bear a cat or a dog?” and my mother was like “it is a bear” and I was like
“No.”
#ironic update: the order carnivora is actually divided into two categories… feliform #and caniform #of which bears are the latter #and therefore… weird dogs #naturalists are basically five year olds

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astromancer:

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mileseques:
wtf guys
Honestly this was so educational??

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closet-keys:

yurikisses:
Introducing Gay Representation™ now in two original flavors:
1. Dead lesbian
2. White gay boy written 100% for the female demographic
#see also: bisexual characters who doesn’t like labels - @galpalsincorporated

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dovvnload:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

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